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Post by Wild Willy on Sept 11, 2005 23:46:39 GMT -5
Nice ones Scotty-boy, I was beginning to wonder where that humour of yours was hiding. ;D Will
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Post by faithfulbutler on Sept 12, 2005 16:29:18 GMT -5
They're priceless Scot,great work!
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Post by BlackKnight on Sept 12, 2005 18:47:06 GMT -5
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Post by apeaholic on Oct 8, 2005 16:41:17 GMT -5
Two blondes go out for a walk. After a few minutes they come upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde looks down and says "Hey, I think these belong to a wolf". The second blonde takes a closer look and says" No way, they're too big, they must belong to a bear".
This starts a big fight. They begin yelling and screaming and pushing and shoving each other. Before they know it, they're on the ground rolling in the tracks. Just as they are ready to stop kicking and biting each other a big train comes barreling down the tracks and crushes them both.
Bob and Dan are now dead!
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Post by BlackKnight on Oct 11, 2005 22:49:25 GMT -5
AHAHAHAH! ;D
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Post by Wild Willy on Oct 25, 2005 18:10:37 GMT -5
A Carpender began working for a woman in her house and her young son followed the Carpenter all over the house annoying the man. Whenever the man would take a tool from his toobox the kid would say "My Dad got 2 of those!" If the man would take out his hammer or screwdriver whatever, the kid would say that "My Dad has 2 of those" Finally after a long day of putting up with the kid he took out a level and the kid said "My dad's got 2 of those" The Carpender LOST it! he pulled out his winkie and said to the kid " I suppose your Dad has 2 of these as well?"
The kid said "oh he only has 1 of those, but it's twice as big as that one"
Will
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Post by aburabusimbutu on Oct 25, 2005 19:58:19 GMT -5
DUMB JOKES right? Here goes...
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"
Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: Someone threw a piano at her.
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Post by Wild Willy on Oct 27, 2005 7:34:37 GMT -5
A lady was changing the diaper of her newborn Son and he had a [glow=red,2,300]Boner.[/glow]
She thought that was cute at first but everytime she changed him.....[glow=red,2,300]BOING![/glow] He had a [glow=red,2,300]Boner[/glow]
The Lady became concerned so she brought him to the old Doctor. The Doc peeled back the diaper and sure enough.... [glow=red,2,300]BOING![/glow] the baby popped a [glow=red,2,300]BONER.[/glow]
"I see" said the Dr. "Well, said the lady what can you give him for this?"
The Dr. replied " How about $10 plus my old one.
[glow=red,2,300]BONER!![/glow]
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Post by Wild Willy on Oct 29, 2005 10:37:23 GMT -5
What does a Redneck Reverand say during a Wedding ceramony?
"I now pronounce you Man & Wife, You may kiss your sister"
Will
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Post by customslab on Oct 30, 2005 0:15:22 GMT -5
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Post by BlackKnight on Oct 30, 2005 0:48:55 GMT -5
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Post by apeaholic on Nov 1, 2005 21:33:39 GMT -5
How do you get five hundred cows into one barn?
Put up a "Bingo" sign.
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Post by aburabusimbutu on Nov 1, 2005 23:27:12 GMT -5
Good one Ape! I have had SEVERAL aunts and such that are WAY into Bingo and I know exactly where you are comin' from!
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Post by Wild Willy on Nov 2, 2005 7:39:11 GMT -5
Oh Kevin, What you SAID!............... What ARE you saying? Will.
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Post by Wild Willy on Nov 2, 2005 7:54:50 GMT -5
Many of you may have heard about the Midnight ride of Paul Revere, but the History books don't tell it exactly as it was.... here's the facts: Gather round my Children and you shall hear, of the midnight ride of Paul Revere. Paul was a big man tall and strong, had a huge Johnson one foot long. One night whilst sleeping in his den, Paul awoke to find it beneath his chin. "What's this!" he cried and "Woe be tied, I think this calls for a midnight ride" He cranked his Fliver and went to town, Hellbent to screw Emilia Brown. Emilia met him at the door, and Paul then layed her on the floor. With a sturdy thrust and a heart felt moan, He took one aim and drove Johnson home. He continued until early morn, When Emilia swore her hole was torn. Paul got up, a bit uncertain, and wiped Johnson off on the parlour curtain. Tossed a quarter on the floor, let a fart and slammed the door. Dems da facts! Will
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