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Post by apeaholic on Nov 2, 2005 18:46:26 GMT -5
Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom.....
I know Halloween is over but that was the only clean one I could think of. All the rest are too filthy to type.
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Post by Wild Willy on Nov 2, 2005 18:55:51 GMT -5
That's funny stuff Ape. Reminds me why God gave women legs, so they wouldnt leave snail trails. ;D Will
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Post by BlackKnight on Nov 2, 2005 19:42:50 GMT -5
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Post by radioscooter on Nov 2, 2005 20:32:56 GMT -5
Q: Why do women have va ginas? A: So men will talk to them.
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Post by Wild Willy on Nov 2, 2005 21:55:36 GMT -5
Scotty-boy! Why do Tampons have string? So Crabs can bungi jump too. ;D Will
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Post by BlackKnight on Nov 2, 2005 21:59:31 GMT -5
How did the Blond part her hair? She spread her legs.. ;D
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Post by BlackKnight on Nov 2, 2005 22:10:46 GMT -5
This Chick points at her boobs & says "MILK, MILK". Then points at her Vigina & says "Lemonade". Then moves her hand toward the Rear & says "Around the corner Fudge is made".
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Post by Wild Willy on Nov 2, 2005 22:16:32 GMT -5
Tru dat jason. A lttle boy asked his father " dad whats a va gina? " the father replied " Well son, thats the furry little part of your mother that you were born from" the boy said "Oh! well then, whats a Kunt?" Tha father said "That's the rest of your mother" nobody
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Post by BlackKnight on Nov 2, 2005 22:19:28 GMT -5
I so LOVE THAT JOKE WILL!!!!! Karma for you!
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Post by apeaholic on Nov 10, 2005 18:12:24 GMT -5
Three ducks are arrested and taken to court.
The judge calls the first duck to the stand. "What's your name?" The judge asked.
"Quack" Answered the duck.
"Why were you arrested?" The judge asked
"I was blowing bubbles." He answered.
The judge didn't see anything wrong with that so he dismissed the case against him. He calls up the next duck.
"What's your name?" He asked.
"Quack." Answered the duck.
"Why were you arrested?" He asked.
"I was blowing bubbles."
Again the judge saw nothing wrong with this, so he called up the next duck.
"What's your name?" "No wait, let me guess, Quack??" He said.
"No", said the duck. "My name is Bubbles"....
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Post by BlackKnight on Nov 10, 2005 21:20:40 GMT -5
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Post by Wild Willy on Nov 29, 2005 10:25:44 GMT -5
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Post by batlaw on Nov 29, 2005 13:11:00 GMT -5
LOL that gave me a headache!
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Post by batlaw on Nov 29, 2005 13:16:36 GMT -5
An Oldie but goodie?
Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and says:
"You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around the building is so intense that it carries you around the building and back into the window."
The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar, but says nothing.
The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's no way in heck that could happen!"
"No, no... it's true..." said the first man, "let me prove it to you."
He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window. He takes the elevator back up to the bar.
He meets the second man, who is astonished. "Oh my God, I saw that with my own eyes! But that must've been a one-time fluke. That was scientifically impossible!" "No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again, just as his body hurtles towards the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. He takes the elevator back to the bar. Once upstairs, he successfully convinces his dubious fellow drinker to try it. "Well, what the heck," the second guy says, "I've seen that it works, so I'll try it!"
He immediately jumps over the balcony - plunges downward - rapidly passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors... His body hits the sidewalk...Splat !!!!
Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the whole time turns to the first drinker, and shakes his head "You know, Superman, you're a real A'hole when you're drunk."
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Post by Wild Willy on Nov 29, 2005 18:01:44 GMT -5
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